Archive for July, 2009

Chicago Quotes

Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose. Nelson...
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Chelsea Clinton Quotes

Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father. John...
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Chef Quotes

[about Joan Collins] She thought that the price of the meal would be on the house. I told her that the only thing on the house was the roof. Gordon...
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Charity quotes

The living need charity more than the dead. George Arnold The Jolly Old Pedagogue - 1866) One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity. Andrew...
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Change quotes

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill Change is inevitable. Change is constant. Benjamin Disraeli From age to age, nothing changes, and yet everything ... is completely different. Aldous...
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Censorship quotes

I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it. Mae...
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Cemetery Quotes

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't get out and those outside don't want to get in. Arthur...
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Cellphone Quotes

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. Neil...
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Celibacy Quotes

[on 'celibacy' whilst in LA] The sex is nothing to write home about. It’s a shame because my mum loves those letters. Robbie...
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Celebrity Insults Quotes

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. Joan...
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