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Deep Thoughts Quotes

'It was more fun than a barrel of monkeys.' Did you ever smell a barrel of monkeys?! Steve Bluestein I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Wright Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut. Robert...

Da Vinci Code Quotes

The Catholic Church is still very angry about "The Da Vinci Code” - they don’t like anything that makes more money in a weekend than they do. Jay...

Emotion quotes

The degree of one's emotion varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts -- the less you know the hotter you get. Bertrand...

Decision Quotes

I can't decide if indecision is good or bad. Russell Causey When you come to a fork in the road ... Take it. Yogi...

Cynic quotes

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. H. L. Mencken A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Oscar...

Electricity quotes

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. Tim...

Ego quotes

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. Friedrich...

Debt quotes

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. Herbert Hoover Email to a friend   If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company: I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. John...

Cute quotes

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather. Washington Irving Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. Laurie Kuslansky Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and wonder...what the hell happened to my ceiling. Robert Paul Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of...

Economics Quotes

An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn’t know any women. Art Buchwald If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they wouldn’t reach any conclusion. George Bernard Shaw A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last...