funny quotes, just fun

brush teeh – ear

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Surprised Kitty

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Fairfax

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iPod. i’m your father

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Guns Quotes

They say that guns dont kill people, people kill people. Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I dont think youd kill too many people. Eddie...

fish feet

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freewilly – reality sucks

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Gun Quotes

Dick Cheney says he loves California - out here the rich and famous can shoot people and get away with it. Jay Leno The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears. Chris Addison A law banning the sale of assault weapons has expired, which means it's now legal to buy Uzis and AK 47s. The NRA said that now its owners can protect their families from up to 200 burglars at once. Conan...

Guilt quotes

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Doug...

Gross Quotes

A neighbour put his budgie in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet. Chic Murray A 46-year-old doctor in Guernsey, England, has had to quit his job because he couldn’t stop having sex with his female patients. And here’s the scary part — he’s a veterinarian. Jay...