It wasn’t until I got divorced that I understood the value of money.
Melanie B
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams

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