Drink quotes

Posted on Friday, 16 October 2009 by admin

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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.
George Burns
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
Brendan Behan
I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Robert Downey Junior
I envy people who drink at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints – beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
George Best (on a blood transfusion for his liver transplant, not on his Drinking)
A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
W.C. Fields
I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.
George Gobel
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.
Catherine Zandonella
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey
Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.
W.C. Fields
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henry Youngman
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill (replying to Lady Astor’s comment ‘Sir, you’re drunk!’)
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.
George Burns
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness – or as good as drink.
G. K. Chesterton
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra