I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W.C. Fields
I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.
Robert Benchley
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn’t have to attend all those meetings.
Arthur Lewis
I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.
George Best

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