Dick Cheney says he loves California – out here the rich and famous can shoot people and get away with it.

Jay Leno

The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.

Chris Addison

A law banning the sale of assault weapons has expired, which means it’s now legal to buy Uzis and AK 47s. The NRA said that now its owners can protect their families from up to 200 burglars at once.

Conan OBrien

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