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Friendship quotes

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! Doug Larson If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. Harry S. Truman There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Anonymous Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. Albert Camus Every murderer is...

Friends quotes

He and I were friends when he was little. I watched him grow up, but, you know, you dangle a baby over a balcony and that's it for me. Cher (on Singer Michael Jackson, quoted in Time, Dec 2002) Friends are God's apology for relatives. Hugh Kingsmill A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys...

Equality Quotes

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels Kathy Lette I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. Mohandas...

Break Up Quotes

There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that. Steve...

Birthday Quotes

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday' Steven Wright No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday. Jerry Dennis Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? Bobby Kelton The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. Johnny Carson The most effective way to remember your wife's...

Best Friend Quotes

A friend is one who would help you move. A best friend is one who would help you move a body. Jeff Wayman Optimist — The sort of man who marries his sister's best friend. H. L. Mencken No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. Groucho Marx Your best friends are those who speak well of you behind your back. Sam Ewing The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug...

Friendship quote

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it...