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Dog Quotes

I have a dog that's half pitbull, half poodle. Not much of a guard dog, but a viscious gossip. Craig Shoemaker According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog. Jay Leno Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. Jerry Seinfeld I was taking my dog out the...

Cats Quotes

When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even. Penny Ward Moser Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. Garrison Keillor Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a Cat. Ogden Nash The cat could very well be man's best...

Cat Quotes

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation. Jimmy...

Ant Quotes

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames. Harry...

Animals Quotes

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car. Denis Norden If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? Jo Brand I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. Stephen Fry (from A Bit of Fry and Laurie) Elephants and grandchildren never forget. Andy Rooney I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston...