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Girl Quotes

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. Benny Hill Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. Yul...

Fur Quotes

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. Alexei...

Flirting Quotes

I'll flirt with anyone from garbagemen to...

Flesh Quotes

The more flesh you show, the further up the ladder you go. Kim...

Feminism Quotes

It's interesting to speculate how it developed that in two of the most anti-feminist institutions, the church and the law court, the men are wearing the dresses. Flo Kennedy I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out. Dolly...

Faults quotes

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends. Benjamin...

Facelift Quotes

People have been so busy relating to how I look, it's a miracle I didn't become a self-conscious blob of protoplasm. Robert...

Diets quotes

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Mae West The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it. Jackie...

Diet Quotes

There is definitely life after oat bran. All our nation has to show after years of that is diarrhea. Julia Child I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days. Totie Fields A diet is a system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer. Totie Fields I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home. Billy...

Britney Spears Quotes

The only difference between a Britney Spears video and a spread in Playboy is at least the centerfolds know they can't sing. Bono I rejected some gorgeous publicity shots because they just didn't look like me. I won't wear skanky clothes that show off my booty, my belly or boobs. I have a great body. I could be Britney. I could be better than Britney. Avril...