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Grief quotes

To spare oneself from grief at all costs can be achieved only at the price of total detachment, which excludes the ability to experience happiness. Erich...

Dreams quotes

I love it when I have a nightmare – to me that means I got my money's worth out of that eight hours. James Cameron (Movieline, July 1994) Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real. Tupac Shakur A goal is a dream with a deadline. Unknown Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have...

Dream Quotes

I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough. M C Escher I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. Steven Wright Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. Jack Handy What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? Woody Allen A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn...

Crisis quotes

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry...

Death Quotes

My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course. Chic Murray I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once! Ronnie Shakes I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists. Billy Bob Thornton I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be...

Civilization Quotes

We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends. Orson...

Change quotes

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill Change is inevitable. Change is constant. Benjamin Disraeli From age to age, nothing changes, and yet everything ... is completely different. Aldous...

Black Quotes

50 years ago forty white men chasing a black man was the Ku Klux Klan...Nowadays it's the US Open! Bernard...

Age quote 6

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. Jim Fiebig After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. Bette Midler Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. Unknown Youth has no age. Pablo Picasso Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. Proverb Age does not protect you...

Age quote 5

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles. Jane Fonda Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Mary Schmich It takes a long time to become young. Pablo Picasso Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. Sam Ewing I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time...