funny quotes, just fun

top facebook status

The Facebook Status Top 25 1. ” (: p??? ?? o? ?u?uun? s poolq ?? ?o ll?” – if you can’t read this it may be due to your browser, it says “all of the blood is running to my head” upside down 2. “is wondering…. if money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?” 3. “ is CELEBRATING CAPS LOCK AWARENESS DAY 4. “is just two away from a threesome” 5. “is proud. …just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years” 6....

funny insurance claims 4

"A house hit my car." (A house was being moved by a large truck. My friend had his car parked on the side of the road correctly. The house began to tilt off the truck and eventually fell off the truck, landing on my friend's car. He eventually had the insurance paid, after lengthy explanation and the moving company confirming the story.) (Thanks Ben Keirnan) "When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car." "The accident happened when the...

funny insurance claims 3

"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole." "A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face" "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car" "I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang upobscuring my vision and I did not see the other car." "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way" "I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way...

funny insurance claims 2

"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control." The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo. "On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke." "I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight" "I started to turn and it was at this...

funny insurance claims

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket." "Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.." (Thanks N Bradley) "The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind."...

A real conversation

Here you will find a real conversation about a spider payment... this is really funny so you got to read...