If you are pulled over by a cop don’t say this jokes…… he will not find that funny

Hey, you Must have been doing’ about 130 mph to keep up with me! Good job!

Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

Hi Officer, Do you mind holding my beer while I find my driver’s license?

You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

“Bad Cop! No Donut!”

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that’s how far I am behind the other cars.

You’re NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket

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