The Facebook Status Top 25
1. ” (: p??? ?? o? ?u?uun? s poolq ?? ?o ll?” – if you can’t read this it may be due to your browser, it says “all of the blood is running to my head” upside down
2. “is wondering…. if money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?”
3. “ is CELEBRATING CAPS LOCK AWARENESS DAY
4. “is just two away from a threesome”
5. “is proud. …just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years”
6. “is cle’a]ni.ng hi’s ke]yb29oa;rd”
7. “is beating his current record for number of consecutive days alive”
8. “??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq ? ???? ?s?? ??? s? s???”
9. “wonders what the word for “dots” looks like in braille”
10. “always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”
11. “is planning on being spontaneous…tomorrow”
12. “Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear”
13. “make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot”
14. “doesn’t suffer from insanity… he enjoys every minute of it”
15. “used to play sports…then I realized you can buy trophies. Now i’m good at everything
16. “wishes his mouth had a backspace key”
17. “has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN
18. “went from being “single” to “super single sad and lonely””
19. “????u? ?u??????p ? ?o?? p??o? ??? ?? ?oo? ? ?u???? s?”
20. “says a clean house is the sign of a broken computer”
21. “thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won’t bother you for weeks
22. “is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
23. “is a status comment whore
24. “is looking for a girl friend for a week as his dish washer has just broke any offers ????”
25. “dreams of a better world…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned”
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