Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’
Steven Wright
No wonder I’m unhappy – My twin forgot my birthday.
Jerry Dennis
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
Bobby Kelton
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Johnny Carson
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘ Happy Birthday .’
Steven Wright
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